Two East Indian aunties meet on the street.
“Hello Lucy, how are you re?”
“I’m good men, how are you and the babas?”
“We’re all good men. Where you went?”
“To the bakery on the corner to bring pav men. That pav is better than Bertrand’s pav men. So nice and soft-soft. My dokra Aggie likes lot-lot.”
“Ah, I must try also one day. You made Christmas sweets re? We made ros-de-coc, and thalie sweet, and now tomorrow we make the mass pav”.
“We already made the mass-pav men. What to tell you? We learnt the new recipe from, no I can’t tell you, but we learnt from him. But if you promise not to tell anyone we tell you, no. You promise? We learnt the recipe from our sweet Rosie. She makes mass-pav for Christmas and sells on the shop. You know they keep it right next to the soft-soft pav on the shop?”
“Ah, I saw their mass-pav. Even Agnes was telling me about it. Nice and sweet-sweet. And no taste of peanuts. You know men? Some people use peanuts instead of almonds. How bad men? Not good men”.
“Yes, I know re. They think no one notices. What kind they men? Everyone notices. But no one tells to their face men… But you know what men, I learnt a new recipe from Rose men. For soft-soft and sweet-sweet mass-pav without even putting on the fire men”.
“Without putting on the fire. How? Tell me men.”
“Easy men. Just grind the cashew or almond and mix with so-much-so-much powder sugar and so-much-so-much milk men. And then mould it. Easy-easy. What you think men?”
“Ah, I will go try it. Better than slaving over the stove for hours men. Evening I will phone you to tell you how it went men.”
Typical Aunty conversations from jokes and movies, wasn’t that? Though now I’m not sure whether it sounded more Goenkar (Goan) than Eastya (East Indian). Anyway, I tried that recipe too, but I don’t like it. It tastes normal and the mass-pav will last almost for 2 weeks. But it’s not the real mass-pav if it’s got milk in it. I prefer the real mass-pav a lot more, no matter how many hours we spend slaving over a stove. 😉 What about you?
Anyways, since we’re not going to be selling Christmas sweets this year because of dad’s injury, I figured I could at least make a list of the delicious East Indian sweets I’ll miss eating for Christmas. 😉
1. Mass-pav or Marzipan
Now everyone knows that mass-pav or marzipan is made of a paste of almonds (Marzipan No 1) or cashews (Marzipan No 2) cooked with sugar, egg whites and rose water on a slow fire stirring continuously till it forms a waxy mass. And then starts the real work of kneading it, putting it into moulds and forming all these amazing shapes. That’s the best part, especially having to hit out all the pieces from the marzipan forms.
On a side note, when I spent those 2 years in the UK studying for my Masters, I tried to find marzipan forms one Christmas. I went to about 7 or 8 stores before finally giving up on it. The only question they kept asking me was, you mean you actually mould the marzipan? It seemed like a very strange notion to them. They’re just more used to buttercream and fondant.
But anyways, back to marzipan. We mould them and leave them out to dry. And every day a few of them quietly vanish 😉 Who’s stealing the marzipan and quietly eating them? Probably Albert, our friendly ghost.
2. Vanilla Cream or Milk Cream
Pure drops of heaven, that’s what they are. At least some of them anyway. Made of dried milk, sugar and a tad of butter, these bite sized dreams just melt in your mouth, making you always reach for the next one. The competition amongst most aunties is always to make the whitest vanilla cream.
I’ve also heard of some aunties adding cashew nut powder or peanut powder to the mixture. “What men? How you can do that men? So wrong men?” Anyways, I’ve learned that the best and whitest vanilla cream is made by stirring over the slowest fire so fast that your hand feels like a drill and blender. 😉 No time to get lax with vanilla cream. If you want heaven, you must work for it. And I don’t know how the coconut cordial landed up next to the milk cream in the picture on the left, but they taste yum too.
And PS, don’t try calling the numbers on the gift boxes. They don’t work anymore. Else, I would have covered them 😉
3. Walnut Fudge
Whoever thought fudge could be molded? That’s the common thought or comment from strangers to our cuisine. And then you start that whole explanation about how to make Walnut fudge, quiet funny and enjoyable. So any way, walnut fudge follows the vanilla cream recipe, stir till you grow muscles on your arms. Only add grated walnut to the mix. The mouth waters just thinking about them. 😉
4. Light Fruit Cakes, Dark Fruit Cakes, and Date & Walnut Cakes
Now everyone loves a great cake. But don’t our brandy and rum soaked raisin and dry fruit cakes taste so much better than anything you could ever buy in a store? Proud to be East Indian, aren’t we? The cake in this pic was used for testing, since it got a bit lopsided in the oven. They joys of things not turning out right, I tell you. 😉
5. Date Rolls
My sis makes the perfect date rolls, so buttery, they melt in your mouth. And when she’s in the mood, she also makes her one of a kind date balls. Haha! They’re never the same size in my house, and it’s so much fun. You never know if you’re getting more walnut or date or pure buttery goodness.
It’s like having these perfect bite sized superb buttery Shrewsbury biscuits encasing a sweet lush date and crunchy walnut. To die for! Literally. If our East Indian foods didn’t kill us, the rich sugar and fat in them definitely would, don’t you think? If you want to try making the date rolls one of these days, hopefully before Christmas, here’s the date roll recipe.
Anyway, these are just a few of my favorites. There are a lot missing from this list. I wanted to write about cashew rock, tartlets, thalie sweet, and so much more. But alas, we aren’t making them this year, and I don’t have any pics of last year. So if you want to send me a pic of the sweet you like and a short description, I’ll add it to this list. Or if you want to send me your recipe of the any sweet with a lot of pics, that’ll be great to share on it’s own too. Just email me at email@example.com Who knows? Maybe we can create a new online directory of East Indian sweets soon?
By the way, if you were wondering what my favourite part of making the sweets was, you probably already know it. It’s eating the sweets while they’re being made, aka tasting n times to check if it’s okay. Shh. Don’t tell mom!
East Indian Christmas Desserts Recipe Links
- Coconut Cordial
- Mass pav or Marzipan
- Nutmeg Cake Recipe
- Coconut Cake Recipe (Not Thalie Sweet. We’ll do that another day.)
- Vanilla Cream or Milk Cream
- Date Rolls
Who sells traditional East Indian Christmas sweets?
I’ve been getting emails asking if I take orders. We don’t do that anymore. So here is a list of East Indian sweet makers who do take orders. (In alphabetical order.)
Cuncolim, Goa, India
Marol, Andheri (E), Mumbai, India
+91 – 9821582922
J D’s Creations
Vakola, Mumbai, India
+91 – 9820912069
Ambarnath, Maharashtra, India
Bandra West, Mumbai, India
+91 – 9819184648
Bhyandar and Santacruz (Kalina), Mumbai, India
Naomi’s Baking & Cooking
Naomi’s Baking and Cooking on Facebook
Thane (West), Mumbai, India
+91 – 9820585974
Penny’s Cakes in Facebook
Borivili, Mumbai, India
Pretty Baked By Vanessa on Facebook
Sugar – Bake My Cake
Santa Cruz (w), Mumbai, India
+91 – 7738007531
Malad West, Mumbai, India
+91 – 9833477505
Mahim(West), Mumbai, India
+91 – 9867224656
Yvette Foote – Christmas cake with rum
Location – Malad West, Mumbai, India
+91 – 9820727879 / 9820581428
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Location – Compulsory
Phone Number – Compulsory
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